Anti-right rants from an obnoxious lumpen proletarian. Aiming to Arm the Choir.
February 20, 2004
Mark Twain's Timeless And Profound Understanding
Can you imagine an organisation that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
*29 have been accused of domestic violence
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bouncy cheques
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have served time in prison for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving
Can you guess which organisation this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The so-called leaders of the free world.
"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain
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I took the name Phaedrus from Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Not that I'm as smart as that Phaedrus, but I am a ghost. Sort of.
I started doing odd jobs at a motel when I was 14. I lasted one day at a McDonald's, quit, lasted a lot longer at Taco Bell. I've been a gas station attendant, janitor, die cast production worker, day laborer, course maintenance at a miniature golf course, warehouse, union janitor, cabbie, statistical clerk, pool cleaner, working homeless for a few weeks (day labor), and several other things I can't remember. And I've survived. Sort of. I'm not a Marxist, but I am a genuine member of the lumpen proletariat.
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